So I randomly came across this most epic product off someone’s Twitter posting. Wenger has designed and sells an 87 implement Swiss Army Knife (with 141 functions.) If you are ever in trouble or just need that perfect tool, here it is.
The best part of this product are the brilliant Amazon Product Reviews. Take a quick minute to click over and read some of them. This thing could kill the Kraken and make you a fresh pot of coffee at the same time.
Here’s the Amazon Product Page. You can buy this beast of a knife for a mere $1,400 (on sale currently for just $902.48.) It comes with free shipping. I don’t think you need insurance for this thing, cause what could ever happen to it?